Gentlemanly Erisian Temptors of Hypnotic Erotic Aphroditic Discord (GETHEAD) Cabal
Come in, discover how this disorganization seeks to disrupt and overthrow the suffocating systemic secretions of senile societies through the embodiment of our Gods virtues.
Experience Divine Enlightenment and Unverifiable Personal Gnosis
Take a full step back, and then leap forwards! The line between Genius and Madness is narrow, but don’t worry, we’re not going there. Probably.
Imagine a world where people are fully willing to be themselves, to love one another, and to get a full night’s (or fortnight’s) rest. A world where people intentionally choose to commune with each other, and with their own preconceived paradigms to align with a more open perspective of reality. A world where people seek to love, teach, and nurture spirituality at their own choice, without all that messy brimstone and hellfire that others advertise.
A world where Getting Head, doesn’t just mean fellatio (or cunnilingus) but where it means Getting Ahead through the worship and embodiment of our deities best virtues, while also acknowledging their other aspects.
If this sounds like a world you could jive with, no matter your dance moves, then consult your pineal gland, buck the system, and allocate yourself today! GASMs are always open, and if you want to explore and inspire a greater spirit, this is a choice for you!
Worship Services and Spiritual Gatherings
As a semi-traditional disorganized cabal, we have no formal location or services. However, it is encouraged to workshop with Hellenists, free-thinkers, and even other Discordians.
Just be advised that if you do manage to get the attention of Eris, or other patron/matron Gods, that’s on you. It’s a trip, and worthwhile to do, but it can be a crazy ride.
Transform Your Mind
Always be willing to ask: “Am I insane?” “Is this the right or left thing to do?” “What happens afterwords?” “Are people really that uptight about pizza toppings?”
Question your preconceived notions. Question yourself. Do you really exist, and if so, how do you impact the world?
And how can you impact the world better? Can you really make a massive change in other people’s lives (if they exist) ?
Yes. Yes you can, and although opening your third eye may feel like a madness that drives you from the normality of thought, it is actually a life-line to giving yourself and others the ability to see beyond the fnords, and actualize your reality.
Study
While some mall ninjas were studying the blade, you could have been studying the heart. How is it fundamentally interconnected to the spiritual well of emotion? How does our individualized and collectivist interpretations of societal fabrications influence our understanding of each other, and the world? How can we better love one another, emotionally and physically?
Such questions as these are both up for debate, and down to party.
Empowering You Through Faith
Discover the joy of witnessing a divine presence! And the elation of power when you can call upon one and feel answered to empower your actions.
Try to avoid misappropriating that though, it can result in bad vibes.
Discover the Paths to Divine Enlightenment
Imagine enlightenment like a destination. There are many paths to get there, but the most important thing is why you’re going there. What is your purpose in this life?
Terrifyingly, it’s something that you can choose. Sure, maybe you chose one last time, and are just having a hard time remembering what it was, but you always have the opportunity to choose anew.
Once you get there, to the end of your path, is it at the summit, or do you have to choose again? Why do you go the way that you do? What do you seek to accomplish? These are all important questions that any enlightened being should deign to answer for themselves.
Inspiring Spiritual Transformation Stories
Have a story to share? How has the GET HEAD Cabal affected or effected you?
Welcome to the Gentlemanly Erisian Temptors of Hypnotic Erotic Aphroditic Discord. I hope that you enjoy your stay, are inspired to act, and don’t cause too many messes.
Eccentric Mediocritus
Chief Janitorial Officer
Get in Touch with GET HEAD Cabal
Consult your pineal gland to forward your concerns and emotives through the Gods.
Otherwise, feel free to use #GETHEAD and #HailEris to acquire attention from interested sources.